natelewistv:
Earwigs
Its 3am, I just disposed of one. This is the 2nd one I’ve found.
First one was on the handle of my dryer and I didnt see it, so when I opened my dryer it jumped in. I tried to vacuum it but then when I went to go get my vacuum it was gone. I was nervous it was still in my dryer and would lay eggs or something so I turned on the dryer hoping everything would die out. I left the dryer on for like 3 minutes to make sure it would die. I found it all dried up and I vacuumed that mother fucker, ya yuhh.
The second one was on my bottle of NyQuil, and I knew I wasn’t gonna risk drinking that anymore so I got my tongs ready to grab the bottle. I threw it in a plastic bag then threw it into my trash can then ran to my garage and threw it in my bin.
In the process there was this fat moth trying to get in my window. Like it was HUGE! The body part especially, it looked obese/pregnant. Like it was ready to shoot out babies. At one point it was just chillin on my window, death staring me “I’m gonna lay eggs all over your carpet and take over your house” omg
I don’t fuck with insects.
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